From my friend mariadiaz:

Reading the blogs of 21 year old really attractive hipsters who ride bikes and pretend to eat a lot of food and drink ironic beverages and have that affected tone that everyone who was raised on facebook seems to have makes me feel so old and insecure and gross.

…me, I felt like an old fart this weekend when I actually admitted to myself that I’d rather live in Park Slope than Williamsburg.

The internet has given me so many more ways than I ever thought possible to convince myself that everyone else in the world is having more sex than I am.